My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours
That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have someday
never mind they were definitely not napping yesterday
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
